I used to struggle with testicular pustules. Yeah, they were a real downer.
But then I talked to my doctor about Avantril! She said I needed to bathe more frequently, and that she had seen the vague, artsy commercials for Avantril,... but could never figure out what the hell it was for.
So, I tried it, and now I'm back to all the things I enjoy - scuba diving, rock climbing, bungee jumping, bull running, methamphetamines, Russian roulette, day trading and more - without fear of outbreak.
Thanks Avantril!
Warning: May cause abdominal pains, dizziness, mild headaches, dry-mouth, poor spelling of the word "Aspirin", shortness of breath, and testicular pustules. Avantril is not recommended if you are pregnant, drink alcohol infrequently, or have testicular pustules. Not a real product. See your doctor for a good laugh, or see our ad in Prevention magazine to get even more confused about what Avantril is.
