What
the hell is with the new age baby names? Zachariah? Ephany? Hunter? What is
this crap? Sh*t, there used to be a time when foreign cultures were the
source of weird kid names; now it's hippie upper crust parents. Ty? Tristany?
What is this crap?
I speak from the resulting perspective of three generations of George's (just
the first name, mind you; I'm no `the III' if that's what you're thinking).
While my namesake hase watched waning popularity over the ages (148), other
names like Hunter and Trinity have seen a resurgence (ranking
49th most popular male and 48th most popular female names for 2004, respectively).
This, following the disturbing trend of anorexic, anemic supermodels and pussy
rock bands marks a significant loss of alltaste in America. Period. What's happening,
people? You used to like Mowtown and Babe Ruth!
So, to celebrate the death of taste in Baby names, here you have your own new-age
Baby Name Generator!!! Wanna' Cool sounding name? Just click the links
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